Life With the Avengers part 5: Tough Love

Life with the Avengers part 5: Tough Love

Avengers X Reader

"Hey! (Y/n) can you give this back to Tony!?" Clint says, handing you the arrow shaped USB. You and Natasha had been walking down the hall talking, and had just passed Clint's room when he popped out, handing you the USB stick.

"I guess" you say.

"Thanks!" Clint runs down the hall faster then you'd ever seen him move.

"This is the USB stick he was using to hide his porn videos on Inspection Day" you say. A grin crosses your face. "I wonder what else he's hiding on his computer"

"Porn videos? Seriously?!" Natasha says, staring in the direction Clint went."and where was he going?"

"No Idea" you say "come on, let's go give this to Tony" you twirl the USB stick around with your fingers.

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"If had know he had porn videos, I would've hacked his computer long ago" Tony says, after listening to your explanation on what Clint was doing with the USB stick. "I thought he just had some pictures that he didn't want Fury to see"

"I wonder what other weird things he's hiding on there" Natasha says.

"What's 'porn'?" Asks Steve, staring blankly at you, Natasha, and Tony.

"You don't need to know solider" Tony says patting him on the shoulder.

"Why don't we hack his computer right now?" You say. "He's gone out, and were all here wondering what's up with his computer so why not check it out?"

"I like this girl" Tony says, pointing at you while clasping your shoulder.

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"Five minutes later, all the Avengers except Clint were crowded around Clint's computer, waiting for Tony to hack into it.

"Got it!" Tony says looking at Clint's folders. He clicks on a file called "adult stuff" and you all hold your breath, wondering what's going to pop up.

"Clint uses DeviantArt?" You say, watching as a green profile page pops up.

"His username is 'DrLoveMachine'" Natasha giggles.

"Wait... Let's look at what he posted" Tony goes into his gallery, and stares, jaw dropping open. "Holy shit, that little dick face is writing fan fics about us!"

"Oh look there's a Steve times Tony one, a Stony!" You shriek excitedly.

"We are not reading that" Tony says scrolling down. "But we are reading this! Natasha times Clint!"

"Oh god no!" Natasha says, tearing her eyes from the screen.

Your eyes widen as you read the fic.

"Natasha, you naughty girl" Tony says, eyes filled with excitement.

"That's disgusting!" Thor says "Why would anyone do that?" Steve blushes and turns away.

"He's very... Creative" you say choosing your words carefully.

"I've had enough of this" Natasha gets up and turns to walk away, but then rushes back to the computer. "I need to know how it ends!" She says.

For the next hour all that can be heard in Stark Tower is a series of giggles, curses, and the occasional shoulder bump. Everyone enjoys their time reading Clint's work, their faces and yours growing redder and redder.

Totally engrossed in what you are all doing, you miss hearing the footsteps that approach Clint's room. Clint's back.

Clint opens the door only to find you, Tony, Steve, Natasha, Thor, and Bruce crowded around his computer.

He drops his phone and shrieks "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!!!??!!?!"

"Going through your personal files and reading your fan fics, DrLoveMachine." You say grinning mischievously.

"Oh god no!" Clint cries, embarrassed.

"It's on the 'net Clint, anyone can read them" says Tony taking a swig from his beer nonchalantly.

Clint's face grows redder then Bruce can turn green. He cracks his knuckles and pulls out his bow. "You are all so dead."

You grin and shriek, pointing at Tony " TONY DID IT FIRST!" And run from the room, mowing Hawkeye down as you escape.

The others follow you, but Tony isn't as fortunate. Clint grasps Tony by the collar.

A vein pops on Clint's forehead as he growls through his teeth "Stark... I'm going to turn you into a pin cushion!"

All that can be heard thereafter is Tonys screams...

                                          ~~~EPILOGUE~~~

Tony walked out of the lab holding an ice pack to his head, he glowered at you as he walks past. "You can be a bitch y'know..." He says.

You shrug, "anything to save my own skin. You would do the same Tony, don't complain. Anyways, would it helped if I said I was sorry?"

"No." Says Tony curtly.

You lean against the wall and cross your arms, "then what do you want, o mighty pin cushion?"

Tony turns red. "I...I ... You... Sleep with m-"

"NOPE!" You say, and quickly walk away.

Steve walks over and clasps Tony on the shoulder, "it's alright soldier, you did a good thing sacrificing yourself for us."

"Oh shut up Stripes!" Tony says.

Steve sighs, and casts Tony a scrutinizing look. "If you want to become intimate with (y/n) then why don't you try telling her your feelings?"

"I did tell her. I told her 'I'm horny, let's have sex!'" Tony says.

Steve face palms as Tony walks away, "what an idiot!"